EU Takes Early Lead. US Tries To Regroup

"We knew the US team had talent, but we have even more talent," explained EU Captain PaulCK. "It's still extremely early but we feel that we can take this momentum and win the cup," PaulCK added.

The EU team took an early 6.5 to 4.5 point lead over the overconfident US team in the 4-ball play with one match left to be decided. FrankMad and xzerus got the ball rolling with a one sided win over US Captain shoootermcgavin and Peacefrog 7 & 6. "We knew we had them when Peacefrog held up two fingers. We thought he was telling us peace but then we realized thats how many cases of beer he'd drank that day," said xzerus.

The one match left to be decided is a very interesting match with HackandSlash and adonis159 against Jafo and xSINISTERx. "It's no suprise that HackandSlash wouldn't appear," said stephencbt. HackandSlash has promised to show up and play his round soon.

The EU team had other big wins with teammates such as Angry Bob and Dibbler Jnr, Martinlp and Tatoman, and SlimDan and BassBassist.

The US team had a few bright spots but only a few. JollyJAF and JoeyMaz won convincingly as did Nebuta and Nomad.

The best match by far of the first round was JUNHINO and megwan for the EU and Pisgah Bear and OlderMan. The match was tight throughout and the match ended up being halved.

We asked to speak with the US Captain, shoootermcgavin, but he asked he could have a quick smoke and after waiting for over 3 hours for him to return we went to BigDumbLefty for answers.

"Well its really not the entire teams fault," said BDL. "I threw a party for team building reasons at my liquor store and some guys just went a bit overboard. Rover66 didn't get blasted but Damifino28 went overboard with his drinking. We'll sober up and make a match of it yet. I'm filling beer bottles with RedBull and Amp right now."

HackEnSlash and peterb of EU was seen celebrating their win with a Molson and Guiness respectively.

BigDumbLefty was nice enough to let us take a picture of his store. Andy_245 is outside of the store. The woman could not be identified before this story was printed.



Editors note. An error was made in this story when it was found that the EU is running this tournament. It was incorrectly reported that Angry Bob and Dibbler Jnr won their match against JoeBlo2 and LrdDrkHlmt when actually it was the other way around. Unfortunately this reporter went by what he read on the site and didn't actually look at the columns. So this just goes to show that the EU is doing everything they can to cheat the US out of the Ryder Cup. Go USA!