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Friday, November 21, 2008

EU Beats US Like Red Headed Stepchild. Wins Ryder Cup Convincingly

The EU team won the Ryder Cup in what can only be called a rout. The final tally was a whopping 30-18. The EU team got off to such a great start the US team never recovered and never really rallied to challenge the superior EU squad.

"There were alot of great close matches throughout the entire contest but we seemed to take control when we really needed to," said EU captain and mastermind behind the win, PaulCK. "We knew that there would be some matches that we might lose but overall I felt like we gave them a good thrashing."

"We all played pretty well I think," said HackandSlash who gained 3 points for EU, "We really showed those muppets who's boss."



HackandSlash wasn't the only one on the winning team to get all 3 points for EU, xzerus, FrankMad, dibdob, and PaulCK also won all their matches.

The US team had a few bright spots. Nomad never lost a match with one win and two ties. "I tried to do my part," said Nomad, "but I couldn't play in every match."

The EU team celebrated thru the night after their victory. So much so that HackandSlash fell asleep on the couch from all the beer he had consumed which we were able to get a picture of.



The US captain shoootermcgavin could not be reached for comment after Jafo came up to shoooter and requested shoooters presence behind Potter for a post match meeting with the rest of the team. We tagged along to hear what was said at the meeting however the rest of the team threw a potato sack over shoooters head and then they tossed him into a dumpster. We asked Nebuta for a comment but all he told us was to go find Andy_245, which we did. However Andy seemed to be filling out a form that said Russian Citizenship on it and he was crying.

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